Killer Furby stories and creepy-pastas

Killer Furby stories and creepy-pastas

 * See: Killer Furby stories and creepy-pastas.



They are evil aliens from Neptune!
It is said by some Furbys are the catalyst for increase in suicide hotline calls, domestic violence, PTSD, overeating, and listening to Nickelback. It's actions could probably be classified as torture under the Geneva Convention.

A fact some people refuse to believe they have souls is proof they are hypnotized by Furbys.

Furbys will consume your Soul to live like Stargate's Wraith.

They Don't need to make it painfully, but they'll do it so, just for the fun of it. A Furby can steal the souls of 12 people in only 1 day.

They have discovered 5 ways of stealing human souls:
 * 1) By singing stupid songs, they slowly steal your soul and inject a poisoned fang into your hypnotized brain.
 * 2) Slowly stalking you at night then pouncing and biting you.
 * 3) By using a mystic "bad touch".
 * 4) By getting you to look in to their eyes.
 * 5) By biting you during feeding.

It is a common misconception that simply taking the batteries will work. This is not true since robots can also run off of stolen life-force. They simply use batteries as a way to fool you.

Furbys communicate to each other via ultra-sound bleeps,normal speech, touch, infrared beams, pheromones, AM radio waves and\or psychic brain waves depending on which ones you have encountered.

Furbys are briefly overpowered by many things! Air-horns cause Furbies to go insane and spit gibberish from their beaks for several seconds. Do not be fooled, they are perfectly fine, and only use this trick to attempt to steal your soul.

Furbish is their official language on earth, though, it is surpassed in complexity by the true language of the Furbies. It has no name pronounceable by humans and sounds remarkably similar to static interlaced with random noises. It is primarily composed of encoded, buzzing, beeping, clicking, and whirring noises, some of which are intelligible to electronic devices' microchips, such as vacuum cleaners and Ipads. This will make them catch fire and\or explode.

They foolishly smoke any joints, cigarettes or cigars they are given. Dope and tobacco makes them clam, passive, sneezey and very sleepy. Furbys can also bee made feel sleepy by having a TV remote control, WiFi transmissions link, satellite reception dish, radio set, TV set or mobile phone used next to them.

Microwaves of any sort have an interesting effect on the Furby, causing it to go insane, speak Furbish and screech and swear. They then smoke, explodes and fatally burn up in a massive sea of flames. They can also be run over, drowned, burnt, boiled, deep-fried and smashed with heavy objects if they are unable to move or are asleep. Dogs and Cats hate them, and will try destroy them as well.

The Furby's vain ding attempt at trying to take your soul, sanity, sex drive and anything else you might have, will fail. This is a common execution method for Furby haters, or "The Enlightened". The 400 year old Night Crusader sect, the knights of Matthias Corvinus and Mihai Viteazu are the strongest of them all and have 6,000 microwaves in 56 counties.

A dying Furby will emit a 17 to 45 kHz whistle at 25 to 50 db to alert other Furbies of it's imminent death. They also use it to warn of low battery power or rising sex drive when not threatened. A thick, toxic, stinky, black smoke comes out of burning Furbies to both gas it's attacker to death and alert other Furbies of it's imminent death.

Furbys can be upset, hurt, fearful, worried, scared, depressed, traumatised, sad and\or miserable after a tragic event. This injured one is crying in pain: click to see outside sourced photo and click to see outside sourced photo.

Furby death chants
There have been at least 3 cases in the USA of Furbies' hysterical ritual chanting as they died.


 * 1) Hey.
 * Wa, wa. Doo, doo, doo?
 * Da, da. Me dance.
 * Doo, doo.
 * 1) Paine! Paine!
 * Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa!
 * 1) Okay. Haha!
 * 2) (Whining noise)
 * 3) Wow! Ur, ur,ur?
 * Me, Ko-Ko! I read...
 * 1) (A faint clicking noise)


 * 1) Hawawawawaw! Hee, hee, hee!
 * 2) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 3) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 4) (4 clicking noises)
 * 5) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Haha! Doo, doo?
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 2) (3 clicking noises)
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Okay! Haha! Kiss me.
 * 2) (A whining then clicking noise)
 * 3) Haha! Doo, doo?
 * Hey, me no see you!
 * 1) (1 faint clicking noise)
 * Me, foo tai! Like feet...


 * 1) Me-tay.
 * 2) Ko-ko!
 * Wow, oh!
 * Wow, ouch, wow.
 * 1) Ouch.
 * Wow, wee.
 * 1) U-tay, ah choo. Ah choo.
 * Oh.
 * 1) Wow wa.
 * 2) Wa. Doo, doo, doo?
 * 3) Wa bit-tai.
 * 4) Cooky waco.
 * Wa, Wa, Wee.
 * 1) Nice, wa.
 * Wa.
 * 1) Help me! Pain! Wa!
 * 2) Doo-dah oo-nye may-may kah doo?
 * 3) (3 clicking noises)
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) (3 clicking noises)
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) (3 buzzing noises)

There has also been a cases in Australia of a Furby's hysterical ritual chanting as it died.


 * 1) Hey!
 * Oh, doo, tai?
 * 1) Please, help me.
 * 2) He'll do it.
 * 3) Me sad.
 * 4) Juno?
 * 5) I can't see!
 * Doo, doo?
 * 1) Ay-tay?
 * 2) Ah...
 * Ah, feed me big, yeh? Ah.
 * Dar, dar, now-mou.
 * Dar, dar, Nar-may.
 * 1) Etay-beaty.
 * 2) E-tay?
 * 3) Wow! Worries, scared!
 * 4) (loud buzzing noise).
 * 5) Me sad! No fun. Tai...

There has also been a cases in the UK of a Furby's hysterical ritual chanting as it died.


 * 1) Hey!
 * Doo, doo?
 * 1) Happy!
 * Aah, aah!
 * 1) Wow!
 * 2) Aah!
 * 3) Ouch, ouch, ouch.
 * 4) Help!
 * No!
 * 1) E-tai
 * 2) Wow!
 * 3) Utol!
 * Ha!
 * 1) Cocka-doodla-loo!
 * 2) Weee!
 * 3) Wow!
 * 4) Help, me scared! Paine!
 * 5) Wee!
 * 6) Ko-ko!
 * 7) Uniti
 * 8) Ooo!
 * 9) Boo!
 * 10) Yoo!
 * Ur, ur? Me Hungary! Aar, aar!
 * 1) Yummy! Burp.
 * Ha!
 * 1) Utol!
 * 2) Ha-ha!
 * 3) Yooo.
 * 4) Loud sound, me sacred.
 * 5) (faint buzzing sound)

At the UN and elsewhere.
They have got at least 3 representatives in the UN by 2017: click to see outside sourced photo.

Reginald Clarence Ashwater, Duke of Furbington and a major shareholder in Furboasis, is one of there major American figures as of 2017. He owns a small, 12 year old, Anglo-Dutch leather sofa firm called Furbology.

Historical encounters
The Ming dynasty's scholars found several broken silver metal tubes with badly burnt, brown, owl like fluff balls in them on a visit to Shanghai during 1450. Many now think they were escape pods from a distressed Furby ship.

Several similar tubes and burnt fluff balls were found by Cecil Rhodes in north western North-Eastern Rhodesia during 1890.

In 1978, Ion Mihai Pacepa, a senior member of the Romanian political police (The Securitate, Eng: State Security), defected to the United States. He was not beveled by the CIA and NSA when he said that a Furby spaceship had landed in Timișoara. Apparently, the communist party had soon been enslaved and hundreds of dissident drained out by the vile aliens!

Nicolae Ceaușescu gave some to Robert Mugabe in their 1978 summit. They were ready to act and hypnotized Mugabe. At about the same time another load landed in Kazakhstan, according to Boris Yeltsin, most of which died in the crash. The few left alive hypnotized Leonid Brezhnev. They drank deep on imprisoned people's soles.

Presidents Ion Iliescu, Lech Wałęsa and Mikhail Gorbachev ordered the armed forces to find and burn them on mass in the '1993-94 Furbyside'. It is the biggest one to date and saw about 4,800 Furbys killed in total.

Poland shot down a colonists' transport over the city of Łódź in 1991 and the all died in the blast.

In 1997 they landed across the USA on mass and hypnotized many toy company bosses. They then got Tiger Co. to make even more of the vermin, which were sold as 'toys' in 1998. Large parts of the world were soon enslaved.

Rumored cases
Chinese Communist Party rumor has it to this day that Madame Mao and Mao Zedong had soon after their marriage been hypnotized some Furby scouts the local communist guerrillas had found in Sichuan during 1938. The scouts were apparently  running the Chinese Communist Party soon afterwards, but were finally killed on Zhou Enlai's personal orders in 1974. It is reckoned that he put about 500 to death in the massacre. No one really knows what actually happened due to the huge cover up that followed it.

The British criminal Charles Arthur "Charlie" Salvador, better known as Charles Bronson, may have also been driven mad by one in the late 1960s. He once drew an image of a Furbling with the words "Evil cunt!" underneath it on his cell wall in 1975.

Theodore John Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber, was probably driven mad by one in the early 1980s. The rumors still appear in unofficial reports that he became suddenly and inexplicably terrified of gonks in jail.

Also see

 * 1) Spin
 * 2) Furby
 * 3) Sheeple
 * 4) Economic terminology