Weird British English language words

It's grand, you did smashing today.

It's ok, you did very good today.

It's a bit funky, but a cracking good idea.

It's a bit unconventional and unusual, but a very good and exciting idea.

Doze it look a bit winky-wonky still. It was all topsy turvey and higgledy-piggledy earlier, but now it's all nice and spanking now.

Doze it look a bit unsteady, askew, out of alignment and crooked still. It was all in a state of utter disorder and confusion earlier, but now it's all nice and since we've won and it's defeated now.

I fell on the table and it became a bit winky-wonkey. I did a grand job on it and in now looks spanking.

I fell on the table and it became a bit unsteady askew, and shaky. I did a it's fine job on it and in now looks like we've won and it's defeated it now.

Hello my chickadee. You look grand spanking today. I like to see you like that my chick. It's cracking good to know you can do it for me.

Hello my close friend and soon to be girlfriend. You look fine  today. I like to see you like that my girl. It's very good to know you can do it for me.

If you feel really cold up here it would be a smashing idea for you to were a cardigan if you needed to, my chickadee. You could always just pop a cardigan on and off as you needed, if you don't like wearing it all the time, which is fine with me. I think there grand, but some people don't, so ij you don't want to were it all the time, you don't need to, it's ok with me, chick. Personally, I think there cracking since it's grand to have an extra set of pockets now and then.

If you feel really cold up here it would be a very good idea for you to were a cardigan if you needed to, my close friend and soon to be girlfriend. You could always just quickly  put a cardigan on and off as you needed, if you don't like wearing it all the time, which is fine with me. I think there fine, but some people don't, so if you don't want to were it all the time, you don't need to, it's ok with me, girl. Personally, I think there very good since it's ok to have an extra set of pockets now and then.

You look cracking today and I feel grand today, so lets get a move on and crack on with we are supposed to be doing my chickadee.

You look very good today and I feal fine today, so lets get a move on and get on with on with we are supposed to be doing my close friend and soon to be girlfriend.

I feel cracking and you look grand to. Lets have a smashing day and start having a crackin' time together my chickadee.

I feel very good and excited and you look fine to. Let's have a very good day and start having a good, exciting, fun, cool, awesome time together geather my close friend and soon to be girlfriend.