Killer Furby stories and creepy-pastas

What is a "creepypasta"
Internet "creepypasta" are essentially internet horror stories (microfictions), passed around on forums and other sites to disturb and frighten readers. The name "Creepypasta" comes from the word "copypasta", an internet slang term for a block of text that gets copied and pasted over and over again from website to website. . The name is a play on the 4chan slang of “copypasta” when the creepypasta meme first began, there was a set group of pastas that tended to get shared over and over. Slender Man is a thin, tall humanoid with no distinguishable facial features, who wears a trademark black suit. The character originated in a 2009 SomethingAwful Photoshop competition, before later being featured as a main antagonist in the Marble Hornets alternate reality game.

They are evil aliens from Neptune!


It is said by some Furbys are the catalyst for increase in suicide hotline calls, domestic violence, PTSD, SARS, ADHD, overeating, and listening to the guitarist Nickelback. It's actions could probably be classified as torture under the Geneva Convention and are considered acts of terrorism by the UN.

The recent battle of Honduras proves that the will inflict untold death and destruction on those they hate click to see outside sourced photo. They contain a 5kt antimatter bomb, but apparently non were let off this time!

Furbies are a cyborg lifeforms with a remnant biological brain hidden in the Furbies' supposed microprocessor\CPU chips (the same organic brain in a robot body thing the Cybermen use) click to see outside sourced photo.

A fact some people refuse to believe they have souls is proof they are hypnotized by Furbys.

Furbys will consume your Soul to live like Strgate's Wraith.

They Don't need to make it painfully, but they'll do it so, just for the fun of it. A Furby can steal the souls of 12 people in only 1 day and 70 in a month!


 *  They have discovered 6 ways of stealing human souls, especial from either naive young children and\or fat old men: 
 * 1) By singing stupid, hypnotic songs, so they can inject a poisoned fang into your hypnotized brain. They then slowly steal your soul.
 * 2) Slowly stalking you at night, then pouncing on you and then biting you click to see outside sourced photo.
 * 3) By using a mystic "bad touch".
 * 4) By getting you to look in to their eyes.
 * 5) By biting you during feeding.
 * 6) By oral sex.

Furbys also eat ore iron ore, chalk, click to see outside sourced photo, Ammonium hydrosulfide, Nickel(II) chloride, sorbic acid, Nickelocene, Garnierite and Junk food click to see outside sourced photo.

They have traveled widely on human transport. click to see outside sourced photo and click to see outside sourced photo, spreading from there adoptive 100 ft home of 'Furby Island' click to see outside sourced photo, click to see outside sourced photo off the coast of the coast of Estonia in 1988.

They can hibernate for short periods in large piles of leaves and snow. click to see outside sourced photo.

It is a common misconception that simply taking the batteries will work. This is not true since robots can also run off of stolen life-force. They simply use batteries as a way to fool you and power up there internal 5kt antimatter suicide bomb!

Furbys communicate to each other via ultrasound bleeps, normal speech, touch, infrared beams, pheromones, AM radio waves and\or psychic brain waves depending on which ones you have encountered.

Furbys are briefly overpowered by many things! Air-horns cause Furbies to go insane and spit gibberish from their beaks for several seconds. Do not be fooled, they are perfectly fine, and only use this trick to attempt to steal your soul. Loud, deep, booming noises and severe multi-directional vibration will disrupt their minds for real over a short time.

Furbish is their official language on earth, though, it is surpassed in complexity by the true language of the Furbies. It has no name pronounceable by humans and sounds remarkably similar to static interlaced with random noises. It is primarily composed of encoded, buzzing, beeping, clicking, and whirring noises, some of which are intelligible to electronic devices' microchips, such as vacuum cleaners and Ipads. This will make them catch fire and\or explode.

They foolishly smoke any joints, cocaine, cigarettes or cigars they are given. Dope and tobacco makes them calm, inert, passive, sneezy and very sleepy click to see outside sourced photo, to see outside sourced photo, to see outside sourced photo, to see outside sourced photo and click to see outside sourced photo. Furbys can also be made feel sleepy by having a TV remote control, WiFi transmissions link, satellite reception dish, radio set, TV set or mobile phone used next to them. The tweeting sounds of singing Digi-birds makes them high with uncontrolled euphoria and ogasums.

Large thunderstorms and high static electricity levels can make a Furby panic and become hysterical.

Microwaves of any sort also have an interesting effect on the Furby, causing it to go insane, speak Furbish and screech and swear. They then smoke, explodes and fatally burn up in a massive sea of flames. They can also be run over, drowned, burnt, boiled, deep-fried, electrocuted and smashed with heavy objects if they are unable to move or are asleep. Dogs and Cats hate them, and will try destroy them as well.

The Furby's vain ding attempt at trying to take your soul, sanity, sex drive and anything else you might have, will fail. This is a common execution method for Furby haters, or "The Enlightened". The 400 year old Night Crusader sect, the knights of Matthias Corvinus and Mihai Viteazu are the strongest of them all and have 6,000 microwaves in 56 counties.

A dying Furby will emit a 17 to 45 kHz whistle at 25 to 50 db to alert other Furbies of it's imminent death. They also use it to warn of low battery power or rising sex drive when not threatened. A thick, toxic, stinky, black smoke comes out of burning Furbies to both gas it's attacker to death and alert other Furbies of it's imminent death.

Furbys can be upset, hurt, fearful, worried, scared, depressed, traumatized, sad, sulky, moody and\or miserable after a tragic event. This injured one is crying in pain: click to see outside sourced photo, click to see outside sourced photo, click to see outside sourced photo and click to see outside sourced photo.

Furby death chants


There have been at least 5 cases in the USA of Furbies' hysterical ritual chanting as they died.


 * 1) Hey.
 * Wa, wa. Doo, doo, doo?
 * Da, da. Me dance.
 * Doo, doo.
 * 1) Paine! Paine!
 * Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa!
 * 1) Okay. Haha!
 * 2) (Whining noise)
 * 3) Wow! Ur, ur,ur?
 * Me, Ko-Ko! I read...
 * 1) (A faint clicking noise)


 * 1) Hawawawawaw! Hee, hee, hee!
 * 2) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 3) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 4) (4 clicking noises)
 * 5) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Haha! Doo, doo?
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 2) (3 clicking noises)
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Okay! Haha! Kiss me.
 * 2) (A whining then clicking noise)
 * 3) Haha! Doo, doo?
 * Hey, me no see you!
 * 1) (1 faint clicking noise)
 * Me, foo tai! Like feet...


 * 1) Me-tay.
 * 2) Ko-ko!
 * Wow, oh!
 * Wow, ouch, wow.
 * 1) Ouch.
 * Wow, wee.
 * 1) U-tay, ah choo. Ah choo.
 * Oh.
 * 1) Wow wa.
 * 2) Wa. Doo, doo, doo?
 * 3) Wa bit-tai.
 * 4) Cooky waco.
 * Wa, Wa, Wee.
 * 1) Nice, wa.
 * Wa.
 * 1) Help me! Pain! Wa!
 * 2) Doo-dah oo-nye may-may kah doo?
 * 3) (3 clicking noises)
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) (3 clicking noises)
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) (3 buzzing noises)


 * 1) Hey!
 * 2) Peek-a-boo! Haha!
 * 3) (2 clicking noises)
 * 4) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Haha! Doo, doo?
 * 2) Hey!
 * Oh, doo, tai?
 * 1) Please, help me.
 * 2) He'll do it.
 * 3) Me sad.
 * 4) No joke!
 * 5) I can't see!
 * Doo, doo?
 * 1) Worry! Scared! Paine!
 * 2) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Worry!
 * 2) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Feed me, feed me!
 * 2) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * Hey, not happy.
 * 1) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Food, please!
 * 2) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Feed big!
 * 2) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * 1) Me Very Hungary!
 * 2) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * Ah, feed me big, yeh? Ah.
 * 1) Ha-choo! Ha-choo!
 * Aah, no like! Aah!
 * Dar, dar, now-mou.
 * Dar, dar, Nar-may.
 * 1) Etay-beaty.
 * 2) E-tay?
 * 3) Wow! Worries, scared!
 * 4) (Loud buzzing noise).


 * 1) Doo?
 * OK.
 * 1) I love me.
 * Yea, Katoma! Me Like!
 * 1) Doo?
 * Hey, Ah-may? Koh-koh!
 * 1) Snoring noise.
 * 2) Me be amazed!
 * 3) Hah!
 * 4) Laughing noises.
 * 5) Uny-bony.
 * 6) Uny-funny?
 * Oh, yeah? Ha, ha! Me, me!
 * 1) Chearing noise!
 * 2) Very, Very, Very,
 * 3) You-hoo!
 * 4) 2 faint quaking noises.
 * 5) 2 faint quaking noises.
 * 6) 2 faint quaking noises.
 * Ah, ah!
 * 1) 2 faint quaking noises.
 * 2) 2 faint quaking noises.
 * 3) 2 faint quaking noises.
 * Ah, ah!
 * 1) Bleeping noise.
 * 2) Faint crying noise.
 * 3) Bleeping noise.
 * 4) Bleeping noise.
 * 5) Bleeping noise.
 * 6) Me-day, me-day, me-day?
 * Oh!
 * 1) Bleeping noise.
 * 2) Faint bleeping noise.

There has also been a cases in Australia of a Furby's hysterical ritual chanting as it died.


 * 1) Hey!
 * Oh, doo, tai?
 * 1) Please, help me.
 * 2) He'll do it.
 * 3) Me sad.
 * 4) Juno?
 * 5) I can't see!
 * Doo, doo?
 * 1) Ay-tay?
 * 2) Ah...
 * Ah, feed me big, yeh? Ah.
 * Dar, dar, now-mou.
 * Dar, dar, Nar-may.
 * 1) Etay-beaty.
 * 2) E-tay?
 * 3) Wow! Worries, scared!
 * 4) (loud buzzing noise).
 * 5) Me sad! No fun. Tai...

There has also been a cases in the UK of a Furby's hysterical ritual chanting as it died.


 * 1) Hey!
 * Doo, doo?
 * 1) Happy!
 * Aah, aah!
 * 1) Wow!
 * 2) Aah!
 * 3) Ouch, ouch, ouch.
 * 4) Help!
 * No!
 * 1) E-tai
 * 2) Wow!
 * 3) Utol!
 * Ha!
 * 1) Cocka-doodla-loo!
 * 2) Weee!
 * 3) Wow!
 * 4) Help, me scared! Paine!
 * 5) Wee!
 * 6) Ko-ko!
 * 7) Uniti
 * 8) Ooo!
 * 9) Boo!
 * 10) Yoo!
 * Ur, ur? Me Hungary! Aar, aar!
 * 1) Yummy! Burp.
 * Ha!
 * 1) Utol!
 * 2) Ha-ha!
 * 3) Yooo.
 * 4) Loud sound, me sacred.
 * 5) (faint buzzing sound)

At the UN and elsewhere.
They have got at least 8 representatives in the UN by 2005 (Germany, UK/USA/Canada, Italy, Japan, France, Netherlands and Spain): click to see outside sourced photo, click to see outside sourced photo, click to see outside sourced photo and click to see outside sourced photo,

Reginald Clarence Ashwater, Duke of Furbington and a major shareholder in Furboasis, is one of there major American figures as of 2017. He owns a small, 12 year old, Anglo-Dutch leather sofa firm called Furbology.

Historical encounters


Every millennium, Furbys try to take over the world. Ancient Egypt called them "Farby" on some Aswan Hieroglyphs prove it. Phaero Khnum Khufu killed a loan one in Giza during 2575 BC.

The Ming dynasty's scholars found several broken silver metal tubes with badly burnt, brown, owl like fluff balls in them on a visit to Shanghai during 1450. Many now think they were escape pods from a distressed Furby ship.

The Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés found 2 similar tubes and 6 burnt fluff balls in Cuba during 1519.

Russian forces found 102 similar tubes and 110 burnt fluff balls in Kazan during 1777.

Several more tubes and burnt fluff balls were found by Cecil Rhodes in north western North-Eastern Rhodesia during 1890.

In 1978, Ion Mihai Pacepa, a senior member of the Romanian political police (The Securitate, Eng: State Security), defected to the United States. He was not beveled by the CIA and NSA when he said that a Furby spaceship had landed in Timișoara. Apparently, the communist party had soon been enslaved and hundreds of dissident drained out by the vile aliens!

Nicolae Ceaușescu gave some to Robert Mugabe in their 1978 summit. They were ready to act and hypnotized Mugabe. At about the same time another load landed in Kazakhstan, according to Boris Yeltsin, most of which died in the crash. The few left alive hypnotized Leonid Brezhnev. They drank deep on imprisoned people's soles.

A dead one was found in the ruins of the Chernobyl reactor by EU scientists in 2019 click to see outside sourced photo, suggesting they were behind the tragic 1986 reactor fire to. One was also picked up briefly on a security camera looking around a locker room in Bulgaria's Kozloduy atomic power plant during 2019.click to see outside sourced photo

Presidents Ion Iliescu, Lech Wałęsa and Mikhail Gorbachev ordered the armed forces to find and burn them on mass in the '1993-94 Furbyside'. It is the biggest one to date and saw about 4,800 Furbys killed in total.

Poland shot down a colonists' transport over the city of Łódź in 1991 and they all died in the blast.

In 1997 they landed across the USA on mass and hypnotized many toy company bosses. They then got Tiger Electrics Co. to make even more of the vermin, which were sold as 'toys' in 1998. Large parts of the world were then soon enslaved by Furbies, and the rest is history!...

The American scientists Dr. Brogan A. Rovenberg and Dr. Michael C. Bay


The American scientist Dr. Brogan A. Rovenberg interrogated and killed a mutant one in his Ohio flat in 2006. He had put hamster, owl and cat DNA in to it to see what would happen. It suddenly became violent and nearly killed his teenage kids soon afterwards.

He also tried to hybridism them with humans by both implanting one in a woman's womb click to see outside sourced photo and also by injecting them with human blood.

The American scientist Dr. Michael C. Bay almost got his teen kids killed by one who sought it's revenge by killing him and then attempting to kill his kids and wife in his Michigan medical lab. This was after it was constantly injected with human blood, human urine, human DNA, chimpanzee DNA, human T-cells, saccharine, cocaine and bovine testosterone.

The global fight back


One of the many attacks on Furbies in the USA. The war on Furbies is now world wide, with the major epicenters in Paris, Oslo, Toronto, Monteal, Ottowa, Glasgow, Dublin, Belfast, Cardiff, Liverpool, Lambeth, Oxford, Berlin, Bangkok, Alaska, Texas, California and the American Mid-West.

Rumored cases
Chinese Communist Party rumor has it to this day that Madame Mao and Mao Zedong had soon after their marriage been hypnotized some Furby scouts the local communist guerrillas had found in Sichuan during 1938. The scouts were apparently running the Chinese Communist Party soon afterwards, but were finally killed on Zhou Enlai's personal orders in 1974. It is reckoned that he put about 500 to death in the massacre. No one really knows what actually happened due to the huge cover up that followed it.

The British criminal Charles Arthur "Charlie" Salvador, better known as Charles Bronson, may have also been driven mad by one in the late 1960s. He once drew an image of a Furbling with the words "Evil cunt!" underneath it on his cell wall in 1975.

Theodore John Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber, was probably driven mad by one in the early 1980s. The rumors still appear in unofficial reports that he became suddenly and inexplicably terrified of both gonks and clicking noises in jail.

Furbys are known to kill cruel owners

 * 1) Furbies come with a warning with a skull and bones. "never treat furby the wrong way. Furbys can be unpredictable. Your treatment will shape it's character and personality."
 * 2) Furby rapidly develops an uncanny attachment to you and says wants to understand you.
 * 3) Furby seems pretty cool at firs, shares your interests and then lures you into friendship.
 * 4) It starts making demands.
 * 5) It pretends to be sick so you take care of him. Both uncontrolled body odor and urination are common at this point.
 * 6) Furby starts stealing your money to play slot machines with.
 * 7) Furby's Eyes will never leave you as Furby Begins watching you covertly from secret places, whispering to itself click to see outside sourced photo.
 * 8) Animals Begin behaving strange around furby and attack it.
 * 9) Hh starts appearing out of nowhere by teleport or skillful sneaking.
 * 10) Furby starts experimenting with volatile substances. Eventually it's addictions grow, and you are somehow involved and responsible for the problem. When it starts taking harder substances it will stops listening to your warnings. He's reverts to his his own language and no longer communicates with you in any human language.
 * 11) As Furby's behavior grows erratic and ustabe, his words become slurred
 * 12) His Behavior becomes uncontrollable. His hunger for a wildlife high on drugs, booze, fages and slot machines now is untamed.
 * 13) Modest attempts to chastise, hurt or kill furby are fruitless as all attempts to stop furby only make him stronger.
 * 14) Somewhere In the world, the Furby God (A 2014 report said it was a white one in South Korea that was the size of a photo-booth) grows stronger and wills your furby to perform unspeakable things as your furby becomes a fervent follower of the furby god click to see outside sourced photo, click to see outside sourced photo and click to see outside sourced photo
 * 15) Furby Threatens you with a sharp weapon, pushing you down the stairs, by electrocuting you through its eyeballs and having you sole eaten by staring into your fearful eyes. It's weapon is often bloody.
 * 16) Furby will then try to kill you!

Also see



 * 1) Spin
 * 2) Furby
 * 3) Sheeple
 * 4) Economic terminology
 * 5) USA
 * 6) Spin
 * 7) Sheeple
 * 8) Economic terminology
 * 9) Furby's scandals, achievements, politics, security issues and safety concerns
 * 10) The animatronic Furby toy.
 * 11) Videos of the rescue, recovery and life of: Waves, The Haunted Surfing Furby!
 * 12) Customised Furbys