How the Old West was redacted by Rumpelstiltskin and his friends!

Overview
How the Old West was redacted by Rumpelstiltskin! is a fictional cautionary tail set out in meems over climate change, women, North America and what you wish for!

Scenario
Life was not rosey in all parts of the USA. Some sposly beaten East Coast wives, anoyed Mormon wives, pissed-off Western wives and morally upset pioneer women from Utah wanted to change there unwanted way of life, so they asked Rumpelstiltskin and his friends for help during his Ohio holaday visit. He said they could jump down a magic well and find happiness. A few took thire kids, but they all ditched thire men. Sadly, they were never told them that they all would be sent to various places in the year 3237 AD, nor did anyone say about them about the 2035 global ecanomic slump, 2045 atomic war with China, 2052 global e-coli outbreak, 2054 global ecanomic slump, 2055 SARS pandemic, or the still rampant global warming (temperatures are up by 5C, so most of Bangladesh, the Maldives, Lower Manhattan, Vanuatu, the Florida Keys, Bikini Atoll and the Netherland have been flooded)!

They would slowly travel from Utah to Alaska via: Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, the Dakotas, Minnesota, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta,  Montana, Idaho, British Columbia and even the Yukon!

Also see

 * USA