How the Old West was redacted by Rumpelstiltskin and his friends!

Overview
How the Old West was redacted by Rumpelstiltskin and his friends! is a fictional cautionary tail set out in memes over climate change, women, religion going to far, North America and what you wish for!

Scenario
Life was not rosy in all parts of the USA. Some beaten East Coast wives, annoyed Mormon wives, pissed-off Western wives, post-apocalyptic Utah citizens or the year 3237 AD, stressed out east coast bankers, and morally upset pioneer women from Utah wanted to change there unwanted way of life, so they asked Rumpelstiltskin and his supernatural friends for help during his Ohio holiday visit. He said they could jump down a magic well and find happiness. A few took their kids, but they all ditched their men. Sadly, they were never told them that they all would be sent to various places in the year 3237 AD, nor did anyone say about them about the 2035 global ecanomic slump, 2039 horse fule plague that killed most horses, the 2043 global economic slump, 2045 American atomic war with China, the 2051 global drought, 2052 global e-coli outbreak, 2054 global economic slump, 2055 SARS pandemic, 2077 mega solar flair incident, the 2121 global drought, the 2122 global famine, 2145 Iranian atomic war with Colombia, the 2545-2745 global drought, the 2745 global economic slump, the 2785 SARS pandemic, or the still rampant global warming (temperatures are up by 7.5C; so most of Bangladesh, the Maldives, Lower Manhattan, Vanuatu, the Florida Keys, Bikini Atoll and the Netherlands have been flooded)!

They would slowly travel from Utah to Alaska via: Nevada, Colorado, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Nebraska, Iowa, the Dakotas, Minnesota, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan,  British Columbia, Alberta and even the Yukon!

Also see

 * USA